If you’re a Dangerous Goods professional, you believe in science, not superstition. You’d never go in for all that astrological nonsense, would you?
Still, even DG pros want to know what the future holds in store. That’s why we created the Hazard Class Zodiac. Find your “sign” to learn everything about your personality, your ideal match, and your future!

Simple—just figure out which hazard class you belong to! Then, whatever “sign” you call your own, you’ll know what fate has in store for you!
January 1 — February 10

look out!

You just want different things.
You’ll start the year with a bang—and probably end it the same way. If people can’t handle your occasional blow-ups, they can’t say they weren’t warned.
February 11 — March 22


Try to contain yourself, because otherwise you’re at the mercy of the wind.
March 23 — May 2


Everything flows downhill—don’t fight what you can’t change. And watch out for those “combustion” factors: fantasy football, bad customer service and people who drive 55 in the left lane.
May 3 — June 12


You’re at your best with your volatility under control, so try to avoid whatever sets you off: college sports, politics and that brother-in-law who won’t shut up about Game of Thrones.
June 13 — July 23


Let everyone else herd together at hookah bars, pickleball games and Black Friday sales. You’re happiest by yourself.
July 24 — September 2


When you make yourself useful, people will accept you for what you are. And if they handle you badly, they’ll get what they deserve.
September 3 — October 13


You have the capacity to light up everything you touch. Haters gonna hate, but they can’t stop you from shining.
October 14 — November 23


they burn you up. Run!
You are who you are, and you do what you do. You leave your mark on everyone you touch, and if they can’t deal, they’re just a buncha oversensitive poltroons.
November 24 — December 31

You’re so many things to so many people, we might just need another category for you someday. Stay weird!
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