Shouldn’t you have a Lithium Battery Advisor for everyday life?

Shouldn’t you have a Lithium Battery Advisor for everyday life?

Lithium Battery AdvisorLithium battery shipping is complex and challenging, but Labelmaster’s Lithium Battery Advisor software makes it simple and stress-free.

Wouldn’t it be great if you had a Lithium Battery Advisor for all your everyday challenges?

Seriously. Think about how quickly lithium battery regulations have changed. Many shipments that not long ago required no special handling at all have been completely banned from commercial air transport. Or require special labeling, or must be below a certain state of charge. It’s enough to give even a Dangerous Goods professional an allergic reaction.

But with the Lithium Battery Advisor, you just answer a few easy questions, and you get complete, up-to-date, foolproof shipping instructions and documentation.

Here’s how your life might look if you could consult the Lithium Battery Advisor for everything.

 

Dating

You meet a guy at a professional conference. He’s clearly into you. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor asks:

What professional level is the man you’re considering dating?

A. Lower than me

B. The same as me

C. Higher than me

Dangerous LabelWhat was his offer?

A. Meeting for a drink

B. Tickets to an upcoming concert

C. A rendezvous at a nearby luxury hotel

You answer C and C. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor advises: This potential date requires a DANGEROUS label, with markings warning about excessive speed.

 

Buying a house

You think you’ve found a good house in a good neighborhood at a fair price. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor asks:

How many other homes on the street display FOR SALE signs?

A. 1 – 2

B. 3 – 5

C. Most of them

Biohazard LabelHow did the basement smell?

A. Like fresh paint

B. A little musty

C. It was locked

You answer A and C. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor advises: This house may require a BIOHAZARD label, with a strong recommendation that an inspector be called.

 

That jerk at work

The guy in the next cubicle is making your life miserable. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor asks:

Asphyxiation WarningWhat professional level is the person bothering you at work?

A. Lower than me

B. The same as me

C. Higher than me

What is the nature of his/her bothersome behavior?

A. Eats smelly food

B. Shares unwelcome political views

C. Badmouths you to the boss

You answer B and A. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor advises: This coworker requires an Asphyxiation Warning Marking, and recommends you request a new location within the facility.

 

Teenager trouble

Your teenager is sullen and withdrawn, and seems to loathe your very presence. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor asks:

What grades does your teenager receive?

A. A’s and B’s

B. B’s and C’s

C. Failing

Class 6 Poison LabelWhat is the nature of his/her bothersome behavior?

A. Rolls his/her eyes when I speak

B. Shares unwelcome political views

C. Badmouths me to my spouse

You answer A and C. Your everyday Lithium Battery Advisor advises: This teenager requires a Class 6 Poison label, and recommends a consultation with a licensed Dangerous Goods consultant.

Unfortunately, the Lithium Battery Advisor only answers questions about lithium battery shipping. It can’t help you cope with life’s other challenges, but if you ship lithium batteries, it’s indispensable.


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